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How To Win Friends, And Influence People

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Over the past few years, I’ve found that a large number of the people I know have found Mr./Mrs. Right through MySpace and Facebook. After some cyber dating, one of them will uproot themselves, and in some cases, their families, and move hundreds of miles to move in with their Facebook friend.

Shockingly, the relationships go sour really fast. Feelings get hurt, things are said, and the whole house of cards spirals to the ground.

And just as alarming to me is their desire to ask ME what I thought had gone wrong.

I have worked a really long time to tone down my Blunt Gene, but I am still only human. I hate it when they set themselves up so perfectly….

Finally, I figured out an answer that I think says it all, while not sending people into pits of self-hatred, and still allows me to sit at the cool table.

“Because you both still believe in Santa Claus.”

Most of us humans usually know what the honest answers are to our questions. We just tend to poll our friendships looking for one answer that makes us feel better about our dumb mistakes.

Author: The Bird

Tragedy is having your heart broken. Comedy is when, even living in s ghetto apartment with a cat who broke his hip, a daughter whose fear of microwaves has you eating differently now, a mentally disabled old man who lives next door and proclaims his love for you loudly every time you go in or out of your apartment, and you've now got all the drug street lingo down so well you can consider yourself bi-lingual, and yet your life is STILL better without him. :-)

One thought on “How To Win Friends, And Influence People

  1. Reblogged this on Everyone Has A Story and commented:

    Article I wrote for 20 Lines A Day — It’s relevant.

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