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How April Fool’s Day Got Me A Verbal Warning At Work

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In honor of it being April Fools Day, I will tell you about one of the practical jokes I played one year.

I worked in an accounting department for a really large oil company, along with almost 30

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other people. We’d recently merged with another company..or was taken over..depended on how you looked at it, and spirits were pretty low as people wondered just how secure their jobs were.

Being a person who enjoys practical jokes, I laid awake half the night trying to figure out a good practical joke to make people laugh, but something that wouldn’t get me in trouble..like before. Yeah. That’s a post for a different day.

Finally, in the middle of the night, I got up to scope the internet to see if I could come up with something. I sat down at the computer…and something was off. I couldn’t put my finger on it…Ah, the keyboard was missing. My cat had knocked it to the side of the desk, and in the dark, I hadn’t seen it. I laughed because it took me a minute or two to figure it out.

The next morning, I went to work TWO hours early, and disconnected every single keyboard in the department and hid them in their file cabinets. All except mine of course. As people trickled in, I sat innocently at my desk typing away. (Trying not to laugh….)

As people noticed, they started chuckling, and then watching as other people came in, to see their reactions. Of course, they knew right away who had done this, because I can’t keep from laughing to save my butt! By the time everyone had been pranked, the atmosphere felt a lot lighter.

And I only got a verbal warning for wasting company time… Win / Win.

Happy April Fools Day!

-Bird

Author: The Bird

Tragedy is having your heart broken. Comedy is when, even living in s ghetto apartment with a cat who broke his hip, a daughter whose fear of microwaves has you eating differently now, a mentally disabled old man who lives next door and proclaims his love for you loudly every time you go in or out of your apartment, and you've now got all the drug street lingo down so well you can consider yourself bi-lingual, and yet your life is STILL better without him. :-)

6 thoughts on “How April Fool’s Day Got Me A Verbal Warning At Work

  1. All I got was someone’s wet finger in my ear…

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    Marie Marshall
    author/poet/editor
    Scotland
    http://mairibheag.com
    http://kvennarad.wordpress.com

  2. Pingback: Here’s half the rent – Laugh of the Day | The Daily Stresser

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