Keep calm Laura
Why don’t you put the kettle on?
I’ll get the tea bags and the sugar
We’ll just have a quiet one.
Why must you always make a scene?
It’s really quite absurd
It isn’t a very ladylike!
Such a naughty word!
I do wish you’d behave yourself
Don’t make such a spectacle!
They’re entitled to their opinion
Do try to be sensible

All these things that I’ve been sold
and subsequently ignored
If I were to do just as I was told
I would be unbearably bored!