Come on now Laura, there’s work to be done!
You must just get on with it, I know it’s not fun.
Yes yes darling I’ll start in a minute!
I’ve got hours and hours, it’s not urgent is it?!

I’ll just finish my chapter, I’ll just check Twitter.
I’ll just get a cuppa and hoover this glitter.
Oh dear it’s midday, time for some lunch!
Fancy a sarnie? Some Monster Munch?

Oh dear, all out of biscuits! Better head for the shops
I’ll just run in to Primark, I ripped my new top
Shall we nip in to Starbucks? I fancy a tea.
And a muffin maybe? Come in with me!

Oh dear it’s the evening, I’ll do it tomorrow
Oops.